Thursday, September 15, 2005

A bad and very long winded joke

I can only remember bad jokes. Here's one that's stuck in my mind for a very long time. It's quite good cos you can make up your own bits to extend it (if you can be bothered)...

Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A: A wonky donkey.

Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?
A: A winky wonky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye?
A: A winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano?
A: A plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind?
A: A stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind?
A: A thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind and wears blue suede shoes?
A: An honky tonky thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind, wears blue suede shoes whilst driving a truck?
A: F***ing talented.

4 Comments:

Blogger Coloratura said...

this would be even funnier after a cocktail or three... I'll have to memorize and test it out...

cheers!

16/9/05 2:58 am  
Blogger lurchyboy said...

Ha ha! Good one.

16/9/05 10:54 am  
Blogger Tori said...

Cocktails always help. Especially pink ones!

16/9/05 4:25 pm  
Blogger Coloratura said...

with paper umbrellas : extra points!

17/9/05 9:42 pm  

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